Each year about this time I have parent meeting outlining the upcoming year and looking back on last year.
To make it a little simpler this year I have included a handy translation guide for the parents.
Enjoy.
COACH SAYS
“Marches to a different drummer”
COACH MEANS
“your kid is NUTS. I am hoping to keep her from eating as much chalk this year”
COACH SAYS
“Needs to brush up on her people skills”
COACH MEANS
“We are all afraid of your daughter. We think she is going to be a serial killer.”
COACH SAYS
“Creative”
COACH MEANS
“Not too bright. The blank stare I often get when explaining stations baffles me. Sometimes she does not recognize her name.”
COACH SAYS
“Very Creative”
COACH MEANS
“We are amazed she remembers to breath on her own.”
COACH SAYS
“She is a Riot!”
COACH MEANS
“No one likes your daughter.”
COACH SAYS
“She’s doing just fine”
COACH MEANS
” What’s your daughter’s name again?”
COACH SAYS
“She will do much better at optionals”
COACH MEANS
“Your daughter can not remember the most simple compulsory sequence”
COACH SAYS
“What is she like at home?”
COACH MEANS
“How can you live with her? ”
COACH SAYS
“She has interesting tastes”
COACH MEANS
“She eats random things found on the floor. You may want to see a professional about this”
COACH SAYS
“She is very creative, and we need to find a way to channel that into something”
COACH MEANS
“She needs to stop kicking her team mates. We have been banned from most competitions already”
COACH SAYS
“She is a very affectionate little girl”
COACH MEANS
“Some parents outside may wish to talk to you also. “Kiss chase” is just not an appropriate warm up game”
COACH SAYS
“Thanks for coming, it’s lovely to meet you”
COACH MEANS
“Wow, you made it I didn’t think you’d be so together given what I see from your child each day, and amazingly you look quite normal!”
Have some that you want to share? Keep the MOMENTUM going. Send me your additions!