1. ENDLESS HOURS ON THE ROAD WITH TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THE VAN
2. YOUR JOB IS TO ENTERTAIN A ROOM FULL OF LOUD, MANIACAL TEENAGERS, LITERALLY BOUNCING OFF THE WALLS
3. IF YOU DO YOUR JOB WELL, PEOPLE WILL ASK YOU WHEN YOU WILL PRODUCE MORE.
4. YOU ASK YOUR SELF DAILY: “AM I TRIPPING OR DID THAT REALLY JUST HAPPEN?”
5. YOUR NAME IS ALWAYS SHOUTED, NEVER SPOKEN
6. SOMEONE IS ALWAYS PULLING ON YOUR CLOTHES
7. AT THE END OF THE DAY, YOU’RE SWEATY AND YOUR HAIR IS A MESS AND YOU ARE COVERED IN WHITE POWDER.
8. SCREAMING CAN BE JUST PART OF THE JOB
9. THERE ARE LARGE BAGS OF WHITE POWDER ALWAYS AROUND YOU.
10. YOU CAN’T WALK DOWN THE STREET WITHOUT BEING RECOGNIZED
11. THE MAJORITY OF YOUR WARDROBE CONSISTS OF T-SHIRTS.
12. YOU OFTEN WAKE UP IN HOTEL ROOMS NOT HAVING THE SLIGHTEST IDEA WHAT CITY YOU ARE IN.
13. YOU ARE OFTEN SURROUNDED BY TEENAGE GIRLS
14. THE BAGS UNDER YOUR EYES ONLY ADD TO THE ROCKSTAR IMAGE.
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