“Wit has truth in it; wisecracking is merely calisthenics with words.” Dorothy Parker
” It’s impossible not to take advantage of the people. The trick is to take advantage of them in their own interest.” Ralph Ellison
“They call it the American dream because you have to be asleep to believe it.” George Carlin
” Expectation is the root of all heartache.” William Shakespeare
” Words are like money: There is nothing so useless, except when put to use.” Samuel Johnson
“We cannot control the evil tongues of others, but a good life enables us to disregard them.” Cato the Elder
“Discussion is an exchange of knowledge; an argument is an exchange of ignorance.” Journalist Robert Quillen
“I’m really happy for Coach Cooper and the guys who’ve been around here for six or seven years, especially our seniors.” Anonymous Ohio State Football Quarterback
