“When your signature dish is a hamburger in between a doughnut and you’ve been cheerfully selling this stuff knowing all along that you’ve got Type 2 diabetes…it’s in bad taste” Anthony Bourdain, on fellow celebrity chef Paula Deen.
“Listen, Schettino, perhaps you have saved yourself from the sea, but I will make you look very bad. I will make you pay for this. Damn it, go back on board!” Gregorio De Falco, Italian coast guard official to Captain Francesco Schettino of the sinking Coast Concordia
“Women. They are a complete mystery.” Steven Hawking
“Remember this country was founded by a bunch of men wearing wigs.” Rupaul
“The only true serious questions are the ones that even a child can formulate.” Milan Kundera
“Any girl can be glamerous. All she has to do is stand still and look stupid.” Hedy Lamarr
“A well adjusted person is one who makes the same mistake twice without getting nervous.” Alexander Hamilton
“Expressing Anger is a form of public littering.” Scientist William Gibson.
“The future is already here, it’s just unevenly distributed.” Author William Gibson
“Moral indignation is just jealousy with a halo around it.” H.G. Wells
“What we once enjoyed and deeply loved we can never lose, for all we love deeply becomes part of us.” Helen Keller
“I sucked pretty bad today, but our defense saved us.” Patriots QB Tom Brady after winning AFC Championship (and YES- I was there!)